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One-line, short
·deep thoughts 13
·deep thoughts 07
·deep thoughts 14
·steven wright 09
·steven wright 18
·robert schmidt 12

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Males, females
·his and her road trips
·discussing finances
·a woman""s seminars
·men advising women
·women""s instructions
·women seeking men

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Travel jokes
·driver illegally parks
·working on the road
·travel with a horse
·you""re at a bad motel
·new ticket technology
·stay over one night

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Police jokes
·programming language
·new dog for clinton?
·an unpopular action
·bill clinton""s haircut
·launch the missiles
·helping this country

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Religion jokes
·after giving a sermon
·a problem with teeth
·a very faithful woman
·minister billy graham
·bloopers of children
·try to help the people

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Ethnic Jokes
·marketing translations
·discussing the tax rates
·throwing away garbage
·trapped within a bog
·competition of a nation
·admit that you did that

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English, speak
·canada america
·improve writing
·alphabet letters
·english language
·poem of english
·stop redundancy

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Mathematics
·statistical one-liners
·refrigerate elephants
·the math one-liners
·log negative one zero
·one equal to one half
·dollars equal cents

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Yo mama jokes
·yo mama is so poor
·miscellaneous jokes
·yo mama is so hairy
·yo mama is so tall
·her house so dirty
·yo mama is so dark

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Top ten, top list
·gas price comparison
·stay in west virginia
·cats are thinking about
·don""t buy women this
·others using e-mail
·terrible history teacher

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School jokes
·freshmen vs. a senior
·college name spoofs
·a new professor""s diary
·burger conversations
·fun for the professors
·problem test answers

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Animal Jokes
·i think i""m a chicken
·instrument flying guide
·the smart talking dog
·chickens want books
·three very tough mice
·a human""s chalkboard

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Politician, gov

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Idiots, dummy
·attempts by the dumb
·welfare applications
·idiots on the computer
·quotes from stupid 03
·mega moron awards
·ultra dumb people 01

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Medical jokes
·results of the x-ray
·letters from charities
·the good and the bad
·can i play the piano?
·bad and very bad news
·i need a pair of glasses

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Marriage, date
·a man is about to die
·i had to steal the car
·marriage quotes 02
·the wedding guidelines
·what will they think?
·marriage quotes 12

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Lawyer jokes
·lawyer""s fee schedule
·you""re a lawyer if
·how""s business doing?
·the lawyer""s bill
·the devil""s offer
·you won""t go to jail

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Golfer, golfing
·never settle an account
·knowing the facts
·lawyer""s fee schedule
·hunting attorneys
·introduce lawyers
·what type of tracks?

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Food eat drink
·the bachelor""s diet
·m&m evolution theory
·learn to be more polite
·what thin people do
·food fight in a store
·annoying some waiters

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Business money
·business one-liners 32
·business one-liners 56
·business one-liners 53
·newest atm machines
·business one-liners 11
·bad computer viruses

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Blonde jokes
·at the soda machine
·medical terminology
·you know what i am?
·we need parachutes
·an ice fishing blonde
·bridge has fallen down

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Bars drinking
·common traits in drunks
·magical dancing duck
·a pill that helps you fly
·signs that you""re drunk
·taking the ferry home
·seal visits a local bar

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Army navy war
·commanding the dumb
·marines and the police
·brag about old times
·bring some more ammo
·new chemical warfare
·brag about parents

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Answer machine
·answering message 13
·answering message 88
·answering message 164
·answering message 51
·answering message 183
·answering message 211

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Seasonal jokes
·what day is today?
·twelve days fast food
·police officer christmas
·excess holiday cheer
·alter thanksgiving day
·short reindeer jokes

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Parenting, kids
·dad will never say
·my wife is pregnant
·expert on parenting
·mom""s new recipe
·out of food supplies
·great first parent

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Hunting, fish
·where is my goat?
·catching the bear
·need fishing licenses
·dropped your wallet
·fishermen meet
·want to be healed?

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Shop, spending
·my wife is missing
·a department store
·buying a chainsaw
·at a grocery store
·visit the barber
·visiting a barber

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Sick & twisted
·mommy mommy 12
·mommy mommy 03
·mommy mommy 07
·mommy mommy 01
·mommy mommy 04
·mommy mommy 05

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Old age, elders
·professions 01
·horse or chicken?
·automotive horror
·professions 06
·will you marry me?
·how you earned it

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Region, state
·kentucky
·chicago
·tennessee
·georgia
·new hampshire
·arkansas

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Insults, quips
·you""re stupid 42
·collection 12
·you""re stupid 41
·you""re stupid 46
·collection 11
·collection 08

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Psychiatrists
·finish the start
·psychiatrist phone
·better relationship
·promoting an office
·crazy people talk
·fixing an ailment

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Cowboy, Indian
·solve indian puzzles
·is that your horse?
·had any accidents?
·learn it by listening
·indians and polish
·stagecoach surprise

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Farmer Jokes
·amazing talking cow
·gathering chickens
·helping your father
·dem"" smart city folk
·ploughing the land
·how are you doing?

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Aviation Jokes
·a plane in the 1930s
·the loss of an engine
·story of my friend
·what just happened?
·international airline
·crashing in the ocean

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Heaven, Hell
·punishment for gates
·fulfilling their requests
·new yorkers arrived
·clinton is in heaven
·the name of your wife
·each man gives a story

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Computer jokes
·husband 1.0 software
·windows 98 hourly tweaks
·twelve bugs of christmas
·microsoft runs the i.r.s.
·changing number terms
·the programmer""s cheer

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Sports jokes
·question answer 07
·the nfl team names
·he is new to baseball
·quotes of yogi berra
·sports entrance exam
·heaven playing sports

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Lightbulb, light
·joke collection 48
·joke collection 62
·joke collection 43
·joke collection 22
·joke collection 11
·joke collection 45

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Music Jokes
·musicians
·vocals
·drums
·accordions
·flute
·violin

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Ads, headlines
·bad corporate slogans
·real news headlines 07
·real news headlines 05
·signs and notices 14
·signs and notices 13
·signs and notices 15

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Bumper sticker
·bumper stickers 16
·bumper stickers 22
·bumper stickers 07
·bumper stickers 08
·bumper stickers 01
·bumper stickers 19

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Ponder things
·ponderings collection 34
·ponderings collection 26
·ponderings collection 12
·ponderings collection 33
·ponderings collection 01
·ponderings collection 39

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Guides, terms
·the skier""s dictionary
·mother""s dictionary
·evaluating progress
·guide for all women
·woman""s instructions
·miscellaneous terms

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Science Jokes
·rhymes in chemistry
·the cesium song 09
·chemistry song 15
·chemistry song 17
·a geologist""s song 05
·a geologist""s song 06

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Office jokes
·play the office game
·sleeping on the job
·quotes of companies
·thoughts from work
·fun with telemarketers
·changed hr policies

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Redneck jokes
·you""re a redneck if 04
·you""re a redneck if 41
·you""re a redneck if 28
·you""re a redneck if 47
·a driving application
·you""re a redneck if 70

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Puns, groaners
·the vultures are flying
·the dog and neutron
·eskimos and weevils
·a grandson""s coffee
·a sesamee street bus
·the family of potatoes

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True yet funny
·robbing a locked bank
·tied in an election
·ordering fast food
·most popular video
·pathetic lawsuits
·i.r.s. parking tickets

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Blind, seeing
·skydiving as a blind
·a blind man in a store
·a blind man is in texas
·are these pilots blind?
·a blind man has arrived

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