英语翻译There was once a small boy who always had an excuse when

英语翻译
There was once a small boy who always had an excuse whenever he did something wrong.Nothing was ever his fault.
If he spilt some milk,his mother would scold(责骂) him for being careless.He would say,“It wasn’t my fault,Mom.The milk jumped out of my glass.”
If he walked into a pole as he was walking along the street,his mother would say,“Look where you are going!” He would say,“It wasn’t my fault,Mommy,the pole moved.”
If he got up late in the morning,his mother would say,“You’re late!” He would say,“It wasn’t my fault,Mom.The sun was late.”
Sometimes his excuse were funny because what he did was not important.Sometimes ,however,they were not funny because what he did was bad.
One day,his mother heard a crash.She ran to find out what the problem was and found her best vase lying in pieces at the bottom of the stairs.The little boy was standing at the top of the stairs.
“Did you push my vase down the stairs?” she shouted at him.“It wasn’t my fault,” the boy said.
“It was the vase’s fault.I only pushed it down one step.It fell the rest of the way.”